Forget the Harlem Shake, let’s just do the Mario instead guys!
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
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But time taught me how to see every second as heaven even though they’re perfectly disguised as hell
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THIS THING WEIGHS 4200 POUNDS AND CAN LIFT ITS BODY OUT OF THE WATER. I CAN BARELY JUMP TO MY KNEES IN WATER.
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